AWWWWW RACIST!!!

awwwww

2006-10-29T00:09:53Z

Halloween is a rubbish holiday anyway

you love the sun, don't you?

2006-02-09T21:28:42Z

I reflect everything, I percieve it all
I surmise just everything, I desire nothing
I need to go back to the desert
so I can feel new again
I need to go back to the desert
so I can feel fresh again
don't care about anything
don't care about everything, anything
don't care about anything
except for the desert
and then I climb from this world
and head straight out to the desert
and stand under her brilliant blue
I am cleansed, cleansed by the desert
then isolation builds
and I want to escape from this desert
then desolation burns
and I just want to sin again
HATE, LOVE, HOPE, GREED
LUST, FATE, LOSS, NEED
GRIEF, TRUST, TRUTH, LIES
PAIN, WANT, DAYS, TIME
fades away

jaydashsin @ 2005-11-15T14:50:00

2005-11-15T01:51:29Z

David: This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it.
Sanj: I don't, must be someone else.
David: Oh sorry, it's the other one...
Sanj: The other what... Paki?
David: Aw, that's racist.

jaydashsin @ 2005-06-12T17:10:00

2005-06-12T05:10:27Z

Pride to my brothers in arms! Let us all hail the Great Leader Kim Jong Il as we rise to the defense of the People against the oppressive foreign devils!

Join us in The Song of National Defense as we herald the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea's discovery of Internet flash animations! You don't need to know the words, the Great Leader Kim Jong Il has graciously provided them for you!

hi

2005-06-11T10:41:27Z

The Jason compatibility test
Take this simple test to determine our compatibility!

Q1: As I approached, I thought I recognized his…?
a) Helmet b) Voice c) Glasses d) Wine

Q2: Do you want total…?
a) War b) Peace

Q3: Where is Bin Ladin?
a) Afghanistan b) Pakistan c) The Pentagon d) California

Q4: What did the piano breathe?
a) Oxygen b) Nitrogen c) It’s loneliness

Q5: What sleeps with Ljiraq?
a) Shaleen b) Estelle c) Broken Dreams

Q6: Did Christ know he was condemned?
a) Absolutely b) He had no idea

Q7: Did the holocaust really happen?
a) Of course it did, some of my best friends are Jewish b) The so-called holocaust is nothing more than ZOG propaganda intended to sully the name of the good German people c) Did WW2 really happen?

Q8: Why was Nelson Mandela imprisoned?
a) Because he was black b) Because he advocated guerrilla warfare to overthrow a legitimately appointed government

Q9: Have you ever raped a nun?
a) No b) A nun? No, not a nun c) Absolutely

Q10: A damp towel lined with charcoal, to be applied to the:
a) Face and neck b) Chest and Stomach c) Neck and mouth d) Face and mouth

Open ended section:

Q11: But, what ends when the symbols shatter?

Q12: Intifada, your thoughts?

Q13: Tell me you filthiest thoughts about lesbian Jews

jaydashsin @ 2005-04-27T13:27:00

2005-04-27T01:27:30Z

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the J-Sin show. Tonight's guest interviewer is Andrew. How's it going Andrew?

Quite well J-Sin. Thanks for having me.

Enough flattery shitface. Now I understand you have some questions for me?

That's right J-Sin. My first one is: Do you think Hitler actually commited suicide in his bunker?

Awww, Nazi! It's understandable that since he was quite pro-anti-communism he probably didn't like the idea of them taking over Berlin and throwing him in a gulag to die. If I were in his position however I would proudly stand out from the bunker and greet my approaching comrades. Fascism and Communism are, after all, for all intents and purposes the same thing. Awww, leave it.

Interesting, now, where are the barbarians coming from?

Traditionally they come from the north-east as the Germanic tribes move south-west into the Western Roman Empire. Today however, many feel that the barbarians are coming from within our own society. That said, many still point to the mid-east, perhaps as a way to distract an unwitting populace from the threat from within. Nonsense.

How insightful. But will you ever coin a new catchphrase?

Awww leave it!

Ok, ok, just two more questions. Would you be the meat in a Stalin/Mussolini sandwich?

Pastrami and bratworst?

Hmm. Final question: will WWIII eventuate?

Well of course war will break out eventually. But I think the real question is when and between who. Many these days point to China versus the United States as a possible scenario, but this doesn't seem likely to spark a total war event as there lacks the byzantine network of alliances that preceded the first two world wars. Currently at least, there seems to be no definite two sides opposing each other, which can be easily argued as necessary for total war to break out. I think we'll have to wait and see before we can really predict how and why the inevitable will occur.

Facinating.

Yeah, I'm sure. You can just fuck off now, by the way.

Ok, now I'll open the questions to the floor, I'm sure you're all familiar with the format.

jaydashsin @ 2005-04-01T09:13:00

2005-03-31T21:33:56Z

I feel as if it's my duty to apologise for the actions of my impersonators. Well, or collect royalties. But I've had enough of this rubbish. To my brothers in arms on the livejournal: this isn't funny anymore, the joke's over.

Yeah, no more of this "Aww racist, leave it, nonsense, don't be J-Sinist etc" bullshit. Sorry, you've had your fun. I guess it was pretty funny wasn't it? Yeah, well I'm a pretty funny kinda guy. But that sounds a bit too fruity.

Anything else you're expecting? A bit of an "Aww, gotcha! It's not really me after all, it's just another fucking joke! Aww, leave it. Aww, racist"? Sorry, had enough. No more time for games. I think I might turn this into a column on English beer reviews. Belgium is too mainstream now.

jaydashsin @ 2005-02-27T14:14:00

2005-02-27T01:16:07Z

I'm reichin' it.

jaydashsin @ 2004-11-28T14:09:00

2004-11-28T01:12:20Z

The beginning of forty days and forty nights of mourning

2004-11-11T22:34:42Z

Allah Ackbar, old friend. Allah Ackbar.

Where did this come from?

2004-10-14T03:29:09Z

Boyd Rice

Which Neofolk musician are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Personally, I think I'm a bit more of a Von Thronstahl person myself. Shame on you internet.

Awww, don't be internetist...

El oh el

2004-09-27T02:18:26Z

You Should Vote For Bush

(You May Want to Hide This From Your Left-y Blogger Friends)

Which presidential candidate should you vote for?

Nothing wrong with a bit of Bush. I'm sure he's a nice guy and doesn't really mean to make the rest of the world hate America more than it already does.

Aww, come on world, don't be Americanist. Have some freedom fries and watch more MTV. I'm lovin' it.

Don't think I showed you guys my favourite picture of Boyd and I.

2004-08-13T08:38:11Z

Quite possibly my fashion inspiration.

2004-08-13T08:12:58Z

jaydashsin @ 2004-08-05T10:51:00

2004-08-05T03:00:09Z

Baby was a black sheep, baby was a whore.
Baby got big and baby got bigger.
Baby got something and baby want more.
Babybabybaby was a rock and roll nigger.

Awwwww... racist.

jaydashsin @ 2004-07-24T02:58:00

2004-07-23T14:59:56Z

"Awww, Jason's coming on to me, that's a bit funny, that's a bit weird."

But when I'm coming onto Andrew that's okay, because it's just a joke.

Aww no, I shouted Allah Akbar too many times!

2004-06-08T10:21:22Z

jaydashsin's LJ stalker is Ariel Sharon!

Ariel Sharon is stalking you because you are a threat to the security of the free zionist nation of Israel. I bet you're fucking sorry you kept saying that the Palestinians are a nice bunch and deserved to have a homeland. You're pretty fucked now!

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

Latest Taxi Conversation About Politics/Religion

2004-05-28T23:13:56Z

"And Jason what weird taxi driver conversation are you going to have this morning?"
"This morning Matthew, I'm going to discuss the various factions participating in the nationalist uprising of Sudan"

jaydashsin @ 2004-05-15T03:39:00

2004-05-14T15:40:23Z

I'm more of a Tajikistan person myself.

jaydashsin @ 2004-04-27T16:09:00

2004-04-27T04:25:02Z

What's with people watching fascist anti-semite pornography? Isn't that against some sort of anti-nazi law? The government is pretty anti-nazi pro-zionist. What are they afraid of; a Kiwi Hitler?

Aww, forget the political contoversy, just look at her cleavage, you sick fucks.

jaydashsin @ 2004-04-24T23:01:00

2004-04-24T11:03:57Z

Ive got nothing against Nazis, some of my best friends are Nazis

Not my best work.

2004-04-23T02:03:05Z

{about you}

.name. J-Sin
.age. 21. "Ain't it dead yet?" I'm obviously not a real goth.
.sex. Breakfeast (sic)
.martial status. Awww, rubbish.
.hair color. Brown
.eye color. Hazel
.sexual preference. I like them pure.
.ethnicity. MOFFATT CLAN FOR LIFE.

{favorite...}

.band. Anything darque, and folky.
.song. Satyricon - Mother North.
.singer. Anyone depressed, dressed in camo.
.alcohol. Oh HOEgaaaaaaaaaaaaarden.
.book. One of those books about Palestinian conflict which I am always referencing. Girls like intellectuals. That's why I wear glasses sometimes.
.magazine. "Go Away and Leave Me Alone."
.sport. Fingers.
.country. Poland.
.color. Black.
.weather. Cold. Frostbite-y.
.season. Winter.
.time of day. When it is darque.
.quote. "Why don't you get fucked?" or "Get in the van, you dumb bitch!"

{family}

.living arrangement. I live with my mother who likes to chase me around the house with a "healing card". She's in a cult. They have group sex. Awww, monogamist!
.do you ever have family get togethers?. My dad was at my 21st. He looks like Luke.

{beliefs}

.God. Um.
.the devil. I have been known to worship Satan. Just look at my taste in music.
.religion. Don't get me started... really. Don't.

{thoughts}

.suicide. Awww, lifeist!
.homosexuality. I realised my true sexuality after I met a certain Swedish rock-star.
.depression. Goes with the territory, doesn't it?
.sex before marriage. I like to get to know them first.
.war/terrorism. Camoflage! That's all I'll say. I actually know alot about wars and all that stuff.

{relationships}

.sexual preference. I am 93.7% straight.
.do you have a crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?. No. But I like them to wear black and preferably not like Shihad.
.guys i've kissed. A few, though I prefer to lick salt off nipples.
.have you ever had sex?. It has been alleged.

{this or that}

.black/white. Black
.light/dark. Dark
.sun/moon. Moon
.rain/snow. Rain
.sunshine/rain. Rain
.summer/winter. Winter
.spring/autumn. Autumn
.sunrise/sunset. Sunset
.cellphone/pager. Cellphone
.radio/tv. Radio. bFM in fact.
.glasses/contacts. Glasses
.morning/night. I am nocturnal
.ocean/pool. ocean

{have you ever...}

.smoked. Yes, but it makes me cough. "Got any smoaaaaaks?"
.drank. Yes.
.gotten drunk. Yes. I get verbally aggressive, or so I am told.
.gotten drunk and passed out. Yes. Aforementioned Swedish rock-star misspelled a word on my side.
.gotten drunk and couldn't remember anything. Yes. How embarrassing.

jaydashsin @ 2004-04-14T23:45:00

2004-04-14T11:52:15Z

Apparently I'd break the livejournal code if I don't ask for the three questions because I asked Holly the three questions. Awww, nonsense, don't be livejournalist. Just because I don't want you to ask me three questions, doesn't make me a gay.

Fuck it you tossnuts. Ask me the fucking three questions.

jaydashsin @ 2004-04-10T14:52:00

2004-04-10T02:54:54Z

Thank Allah I'm real!

Rubbish

2004-03-29T08:34:57Z

Looks like I've got one of these livejournal things. I may as well say hello to my fans in Iran, Palestine, and North Korea. Hey, do you want to see pictures of my dirty laundry? You'd love it, you cheeky darkies.

Awww, racist!

And what's this mood nonsense? Morose? What am I doing, walking down the street saying "Hi, my name's Jason and I'm morose"? Rubbish. Don't be morosist.