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awwwww [Oct. 29th, 2006|01:08 pm]
[music |Death in June - Ku Ku Ku]

Halloween is a rubbish holiday anyway

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you love the sun, don't you? [Feb. 10th, 2006|10:27 am]
I reflect everything, I percieve it all
I surmise just everything, I desire nothing
I need to go back to the desert
so I can feel new again
I need to go back to the desert
so I can feel fresh again
don't care about anything
don't care about everything, anything
don't care about anything
except for the desert
and then I climb from this world
and head straight out to the desert
and stand under her brilliant blue
I am cleansed, cleansed by the desert
then isolation builds
and I want to escape from this desert
then desolation burns
and I just want to sin again
fades away
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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2005|02:50 pm]
David: This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it.
Sanj: I don't, must be someone else.
David: Oh sorry, it's the other one...
Sanj: The other what... Paki?
David: Aw, that's racist.

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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2005|05:10 pm]
[mood |Communist!]
[music |Korean Friendship Association - The Song of National Defense]

Pride to my brothers in arms! Let us all hail the Great Leader Kim Jong Il as we rise to the defense of the People against the oppressive foreign devils!

Join us in The Song of National Defense as we herald the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea's discovery of Internet flash animations! You don't need to know the words, the Great Leader Kim Jong Il has graciously provided them for you!
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hi [Jun. 11th, 2005|10:41 pm]
[mood |No one told me it was over]
[music |Der Blutharsch - X]

The Jason compatibility test
Take this simple test to determine our compatibility!

Q1: As I approached, I thought I recognized his…?
a) Helmet b) Voice c) Glasses d) Wine

Q2: Do you want total…?
a) War b) Peace

Q3: Where is Bin Ladin?
a) Afghanistan b) Pakistan c) The Pentagon d) California

Q4: What did the piano breathe?
a) Oxygen b) Nitrogen c) It’s loneliness

Q5: What sleeps with Ljiraq?
a) Shaleen b) Estelle c) Broken Dreams

Q6: Did Christ know he was condemned?
a) Absolutely b) He had no idea

Q7: Did the holocaust really happen?
a) Of course it did, some of my best friends are Jewish b) The so-called holocaust is nothing more than ZOG propaganda intended to sully the name of the good German people c) Did WW2 really happen?

Q8: Why was Nelson Mandela imprisoned?
a) Because he was black b) Because he advocated guerrilla warfare to overthrow a legitimately appointed government

Q9: Have you ever raped a nun?
a) No b) A nun? No, not a nun c) Absolutely

Q10: A damp towel lined with charcoal, to be applied to the:
a) Face and neck b) Chest and Stomach c) Neck and mouth d) Face and mouth

Open ended section:

Q11: But, what ends when the symbols shatter?

Q12: Intifada, your thoughts?

Q13: Tell me you filthiest thoughts about lesbian Jews
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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2005|01:27 pm]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the J-Sin show. Tonight's guest interviewer is Andrew. How's it going Andrew?

Quite well J-Sin. Thanks for having me.

Enough flattery shitface. Now I understand you have some questions for me?

That's right J-Sin. My first one is: Do you think Hitler actually commited suicide in his bunker?

Awww, Nazi! It's understandable that since he was quite pro-anti-communism he probably didn't like the idea of them taking over Berlin and throwing him in a gulag to die. If I were in his position however I would proudly stand out from the bunker and greet my approaching comrades. Fascism and Communism are, after all, for all intents and purposes the same thing. Awww, leave it.

Interesting, now, where are the barbarians coming from?

Traditionally they come from the north-east as the Germanic tribes move south-west into the Western Roman Empire. Today however, many feel that the barbarians are coming from within our own society. That said, many still point to the mid-east, perhaps as a way to distract an unwitting populace from the threat from within. Nonsense.

How insightful. But will you ever coin a new catchphrase?

Awww leave it!

Ok, ok, just two more questions. Would you be the meat in a Stalin/Mussolini sandwich?

Pastrami and bratworst?

Hmm. Final question: will WWIII eventuate?

Well of course war will break out eventually. But I think the real question is when and between who. Many these days point to China versus the United States as a possible scenario, but this doesn't seem likely to spark a total war event as there lacks the byzantine network of alliances that preceded the first two world wars. Currently at least, there seems to be no definite two sides opposing each other, which can be easily argued as necessary for total war to break out. I think we'll have to wait and see before we can really predict how and why the inevitable will occur.


Yeah, I'm sure. You can just fuck off now, by the way.

Ok, now I'll open the questions to the floor, I'm sure you're all familiar with the format.
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2005|09:13 am]
I feel as if it's my duty to apologise for the actions of my impersonators. Well, or collect royalties. But I've had enough of this rubbish. To my brothers in arms on the livejournal: this isn't funny anymore, the joke's over.

Yeah, no more of this "Aww racist, leave it, nonsense, don't be J-Sinist etc" bullshit. Sorry, you've had your fun. I guess it was pretty funny wasn't it? Yeah, well I'm a pretty funny kinda guy. But that sounds a bit too fruity.

Anything else you're expecting? A bit of an "Aww, gotcha! It's not really me after all, it's just another fucking joke! Aww, leave it. Aww, racist"? Sorry, had enough. No more time for games. I think I might turn this into a column on English beer reviews. Belgium is too mainstream now.
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(no subject) [Feb. 27th, 2005|02:14 pm]
[mood |Reichapalooza]
[music |Von Thronstahl - Warheads of Humanity]

I'm reichin' it.
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(no subject) [Nov. 28th, 2004|02:09 pm]
[mood |Propagandist]
[music |Laibach - Das Spiel ist Aus]

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The beginning of forty days and forty nights of mourning [Nov. 12th, 2004|11:28 am]

Allah Ackbar, old friend. Allah Ackbar.
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